Beelzebub

I've been dead and in the afterlife for a while now where God assigned me to 'Limbo/Elysium' for all of eternity and recommended me to adhere to the philosophy of Rene Descartes and given me the title of the demigod 'Beelzebub' in an unreal world of my own creation. My birthday is 9/27/1980 where added together equals 999 which is 666 upside down... A supernatural force comes to me almost every night through my dreams and telepathic voices and many other supernatural phenomena experienceable in everyday life since I lived in Chicago all the way to when I moved to Manila... My mom told me I should increase the dosage of my Risperdal medication when I told her this story haha... I know Coronavirus is because of me

The God honest truth

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